Where the laws of physics...Have no meaning

Title: Trust Me
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: R/NC-17
Word Count: 450 +/-
Summary Jared wants to try something new. Jensen's not so sure.


Thanks to: passing_through

Graphics by: brianslave68

( Trust Me )

so, um, hi, if you can read this and you're still in th QAF fandom or have moved on to HP or Twilight or whatever, let me know, you're not supposed to be reading this.

If i cut you, and you noticed it and then came to my journal all WTF? email me, and we'll take care of it, but i had a flist i couldn't read and a good portion were posting about a fandom i'm finished with.

i still don't flock things but i like to keep up with my flist, if you know, they're not telling me they think Brian never bottoms or some shit.

so yeah, um, let me know if i fucked up.

otherwise, You made the cut. don't you feel special?

Title: Com Serv
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Word Count: 4000 +/-
Summary Jensen is required to provide community service. He'd like to service Jared.

A/N: This fic has been banging around for months. I was gonna make it long and chaptered, but i think it works better like this.


Thanks to: passing_through

Graphics by: raeschae

( Com Serv )

so i rarely order pizza in VA. I never order from Dominos but i decided with their new 5.99 each for two medium pizza's I'd try.

i would have been better off licking my floor, (and i haven't mopped it in a week, AND i have four dogs)

yeah, disgusting.

I called to complain and the guy told me i could have a coupon for my next order.

to which i kindly explained. "this tastes like crap, there won't be a next order"

He asked what was wrong, i told him, in detail. the crust was undercooked, there was almost no cheese, the sauce was overpowering, the toppings were sparse and it didn't taste good.

quote.

"Ma'am, you have to understand that when we offer it for 5.99 we have to cut back on some of the cheese and toppings and stuff."

"Um... the offer is to get people to try the NEW IMPROVED pizza, but you're giving use bargain basement crap? gimme my money back."

eventually he did credit me and cancel out the order.

anyone want two really disgusting pizza', and on your way to pick them up, could you bring me a sandwich or something.

thanks.

I have two long rides coming up and I have nothing to read.

i'm talking books here people.

bound, printed, books.

i hate Jane Austen and Dickens
I don't want to read the Mists of Avalon so stop telling me to.

So um... what should i read and why?

if you need further clarification i'll be happy to provide.

Title: Welcome Home
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2 (eventually)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1400+/-
Warning: Non-con, Violence
Summary Pre TKO, Jensen's introduction to prison life

A/N: You don’t need to read TKO to understand this.


Thanks to: passing_through and anifsemaj

Graphics by: raeschae

( Welcome Home )

Title: Mustang Island
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6000 +/-
Summary Jared is a Native Resident on Mustang Island. Jensen is Staying for an Extended Vacation. They like each other… a lot.

AN: This fic is complete in five parts, I will post a new section every Tuesday and Thursday.

Thanks to: passing_through and anifsemaj for the beta work

Graphics by: raeschae

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Title: Mustang Island
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7000 +/-
Summary Jared is a Native Resident on Mustang Island. Jensen is Staying for an Extended Vacation. They like each other… a lot.

AN: This fic is complete in five parts, I will post a new section every Tuesday and Thursday.

Thanks to: passing_through and anifsemaj for the beta work

Graphics by: raeschae

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For All Intents and Purposes i am done my Big Bang, which begs the question, Now What?

[Poll #1532301]


sigh, ATHLETE Jensen and Ghost writer Jared

Title: Mustang Island
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5200 +/-
Summary Jared is a Native Resident on Mustang Island. Jensen is Staying for an Extended Vacation. They like each other… a lot.

AN: This fic is complete in five parts, I will post a new section every Tuesday and Thursday.

Thanks to: passing_through and anifsemaj for the beta work

Graphics by: raeschae

(  Chapter Two  )

Title: Mustang Island
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5200 +/-
Summary Jared is a Native Resident on Mustang Island. Jensen is Staying for an Extended Vacation. They like each other… a lot.

AN: This fic is complete in five parts, I will post a new section every Tuesday and Thursday.

Thanks to: passing_through and anifsemaj for the beta work

Graphics by: raeschae

(  Jensen sighed. His feet were wet. Those guys were hot. This relaxing thing was harder than it looked. )

Title: Right Now
Author: Vamphile
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1000 +/-
Summary It’s been a while

A/N: This contains porn, a lot of it, and nothing else. If you don’t like PWPs don’t read this

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I foster dogs.
This dog recently came to my home


They say he is a westie-poo (west highland white terrier/poodle)

He weighs 5.5 lbs. Westie's weigh like 20-40 lbs. He's not a westie pool

He looks just like one of Rosie O'Donnell's Dogs, a Chihuahua mix, but he doesn't have chihuaua bug eyes.

His hair is straight and i'm guessing he's more of a Maltese/chihuahua nix.

(that dog up there is a chi/poodle mix, because i don't have a good pic of this dog yet)

It really doesn't matter. What should I name this guy. remember there's a good chance this will be his forever name.

So...

[Poll #1516912]

Title: Insomnia
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: R
Word Count: 1400 +/-
Summary Jensen is epically tired…and can’t sleep.

A/N: Part of the Thick Socks Verse Which are all standalones so you don’t need to read any of them to get this.

Thanks to: passing_through

(  Jensen is tired. Epically and irrevocably tired. )

Title: Voice of the Next Generation
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: Jared/Jensen Chad/Danneel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2300+/-
Summary Tequila + Tequila = Mistake

A/N: This is a time stamp to Voice Of A Generation although you don’t have to read that to get this.

Thanks to: passing_through

Graphics by: raeschae

( Voice of the Next Generation )

Title: Jesse Wants a Dog
Author:Vamphile
Characters: Sam, Dean, Jesse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2000+/-
Summary Jesse Wants A Dog

A/N: So in a comment_fic I wrote Balance, in which Sam and Dean are raising Jesse. Last week I wrote this story, in the same verse.


Thanks to: passing_through

( Jesse Wants a Dog )

Title: Private Eyes
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1500+/-
Summary Jensen steals a picture of Jared for a prank. Smex ensues.
A/N NEW YEAR'S DAY PORN!
(  Jensen wanted to argue but he was having trouble with the fact that Jared was watching him, the real Jared, real watching and it was making him real hard.  )

Title: Waiting For Forever
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: +/-1700
Summary Jared is a foster child of Donna and Alan Ackles. Jensen is forced to move back home for economic reasons. The age difference keeps them apart…(for a while)

A/N: I swear I take foster parenting and the foster system seriously. There is nothing squicky about Jensen and Jared's relationship. Trust me?


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Title: Waiting For Forever
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: +/-17,000
Summary Jared is a foster child of Donna and Alan Ackles. Jensen is forced to move back home for economic reasons. The age difference keeps them apart…(for a while)

A/N: I swear I take foster parenting and the forster system seriously. There is nothing squicky about Jensen and Jared's relationship. Trust me?

Thanks to: passing_through

Banner by: raeschae

(  Jared stretched, arching his back and raising his arms so his shirt rode up his smooth lightly defined belly and stretched across his narrow teenaged chest. Jensen rolled his eyes… just what he fucking needed. Jailbait. “Listen, Lolita, go peddle it elsewhere, okay?”  )

Title: TKO
Author:Vamphile
Pairing: J2
Rating: Overall R, This part PG-13
Word Count: 4700+/-
Summary Jensen is an ex-con with a clean slate. Jared owns an MMA gym. They like each other, a lot.

A/N: This fic is complete in eight parts. I will post on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
TKO One ~ TKO Two ~ TKO Three ~ TKO Four ~ TKO Five ~ TKO Six ~ TKO Seven ~ TKO Eight

Thanks to: passing_through for the beta work. Even when you didn’t get it, you were there for the story. Thank you darlin’

Graphics by: raeschae This wouldn't Rock without you.

(  Jensen didn’t go to the library. Lizzie would know something was wrong and he didn’t want to talk about it. Instead, he sat in his room, trying to focus on “The Count of Monte Cristo and not wonder what it was about him that made it so easy for people to leave him. His mother would have fought if Jilly was still around, but it was just him, and so she didn’t fight. His father didn’t fight because his mother was gone. How come no one wanted him around? He sat staring at his homework assignment and feeling sorry for  )